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r/AbsoluteUnits

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r/AbsoluteUnits is one of the largest safe-for-work communities on Reddit, ranked #511 on SubMouse with 2,177,649 subscribers and about 22 new posts a day.

Rank (SFW)#511
Subscribers2.2M
Growth since Oct 26+4K
Posts per day22
Posts all time159.7K
CreatedJan 2018
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About r/AbsoluteUnits

In its own words:

Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.

Community guide

r/AbsoluteUnits (#511, about 2.2 million) — Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect. Collected rules highlight Title should be a continuation of "Absolute Units"; Absolute Units Only; Animals, Public Figures, Food, Large Items, among 8 listed. Activity mix in sample: video:77, image:51, gallery:10. Mo.

What belongs here

Posts should match the community’s curatorial bar—Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect. Hard filters include: Title should be a continuation of "Absolute Units"; Absolute Units Only; Animals, Public Figures, Food, Large Items; NSFW is prohibited. Off-scope, spam, and low-effort dumps are the usual removal reasons when those rules are listed.

How it differs

The curatorial rules above are the real differentiator versus generic meme dumps—title constraints, content bans, and repost policies on file matter more than vibes.

Before you post

Common flairs in the sample: /r/all, /r/popular. Recent sample composition: video:77, image:51, gallery:10. Mo. Format-sensitive rules to read first: Title should be a continuation of "Absolute Units"; Recent & Common Reposts; Post titles must start with the string "of ".. Treat subscriber and posts-per-day figures as directory snapshots, not live Reddit counters.

SubMouse Editorial

The community was created on Jan 5, 2018, which makes it 8 years old. Since Oct 26, 2026, it has gained 4,031 subscribers (+0.19%). It sits just behind r/interesting (#510) and ahead of r/BokuNoHeroAcademia (#512) in our ranking.

What sets r/AbsoluteUnits apart

Compared with other large communities, r/AbsoluteUnits leans heavily on videos (56% of recent posts; the typical Top 100 subreddit sits at 4%). It is also one of the faster-growing big communities: its 2.00% gain since Sep 19, 2026 beats 98% of the Top 100. Its rhythm is strongly tied to time zones: the busiest hour (11:00 UTC) sees about 14.0× as many posts as the quietest (08:00 UTC).

Subscriber growth

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Between Sep 19, 2026 and Nov 2, 2026, r/AbsoluteUnits went up from 2,135,016 to 2,177,649 subscribers (+42.6K, +2.00%). That is about 969 new members per day. The chart uses our weekly snapshots (9 so far), so it gets longer every week.

What r/AbsoluteUnits talks about

Across 138 recent posts (Oct 29–Nov 5), the words that come up most are “dog”, “bear”, “truck”, “long” and “husband”. Other frequent themes are squirrel, cat, leaf, ship, world and banana. Recurring phrases include “black bear”, “bear family”, “family ready” and “long nap”. By format, 56% are videos, 37% are images and 7% are galleries.

  • dog 5
  • bear 4
  • truck 3
  • long 3
  • husband 3
  • squirrel 3
  • cat 3
  • leaf 3
  • ship 2
  • world 2
  • banana 2
  • power 2
  • grapes 2
  • girl 2
  • woman 2
  • capybara 2
  • wife 2
  • goal 2

Popular post flairs: /r/all (8), /r/popular (1).

Activity and best time to post

r/AbsoluteUnits gets about 22 new posts a day. The public archive holds 159,666 posts and 3,521,269 comments in total, about 22.1 comments per post. Last week the busiest day was Tuesday (38 posts) and the quietest was Thursday (13). Posting peaks around 11:00 UTC and is lowest around 08:00 UTC.

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Posts per hour of the day, UTC, Oct 29, 2026 – Nov 4, 2026
Videos 56%Images 37%Galleries 7%

Rules of r/AbsoluteUnits

The moderators of r/AbsoluteUnits list 8 rules. In short:

  1. Title should be a continuation of "Absolute Units"
  2. Absolute Units Only
  3. Animals, Public Figures, Food, Large Items
  4. NSFW is prohibited
  5. Recent & Common Reposts
  6. Follow the Reddiquette
  7. Hatred towards species/breeds
  8. Post titles must start with the string "of ".

How to join

Open reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits and press “Join”. Read the community rules in the sidebar before you post: every subreddit is run by its own volunteer moderators.

Frequently asked questions

How many members does r/AbsoluteUnits have?

r/AbsoluteUnits has 2,177,649 subscribers (Nov 2, 2026), which makes it the #511 safe-for-work subreddit in the SubMouse ranking. It added 42,633 members between Sep 19, 2026 and Nov 2, 2026.

How old is r/AbsoluteUnits?

r/AbsoluteUnits was created on Jan 5, 2018, so it has been around for 8 years.

How active is r/AbsoluteUnits?

Very active: r/AbsoluteUnits gets about 22 new posts a day (average of the last four weeks). Over its lifetime the archive counts 159,666 posts and 3,521,269 comments. In a sample of 138 recent posts we counted 101 different authors.

When is r/AbsoluteUnits most active?

Based on post counts from Oct 29, 2026 to Nov 4, 2026, the busiest day was Tuesday and the quietest Thursday, and most posts arrive around 11:00 UTC, with the fewest around 08:00 UTC. More posts also means more competition, so a quieter hour can help a post get noticed.

What is r/AbsoluteUnits about?

The community describes itself as: “Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.” Recent post titles often mention dog, bear, truck, long and husband. Most posts are videos (56%).

Is r/AbsoluteUnits safe for work?

Yes. Reddit does not mark r/AbsoluteUnits as an 18+ (NSFW) community, and its own rules forbid NSFW content. SubMouse lists safe-for-work subreddits only.

How do I post on r/AbsoluteUnits?

Join the community on Reddit first, then use “Create post”. r/AbsoluteUnits accepts link and media posts (no plain text posts), with images, videos and galleries enabled. It has 8 posted rules, starting with: “Title should be a continuation of "Absolute Units"”; “Absolute Units Only”; “Animals, Public Figures, Food, Large Items”. Moderators remove posts that break the rules, so read them in the sidebar before posting.

Which communities are like r/AbsoluteUnits?

Communities with similar topics include r/PublicFreakout (4.9M), r/AdviceAnimals (9.9M), r/YouShouldKnow (5.6M), r/AnimalsBeingJerks (6.5M) and r/AnimalsBeingGeniuses (2M).

Stats from public data (data updated Nov 2, 2026; activity, rules and archive totals via the Arctic Shift archive, Nov 6, 2026). Point and comment counts are archive snapshots and can be lower than on Reddit today. SubMouse is an independent directory and is not affiliated with Reddit or the moderators of r/AbsoluteUnits.